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I hereby pledge that
denigrating faithful mothers and motherhood is a violation of my fundamental religious
beliefs. |
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I hereby pledge to
make all best efforts to stop it. |
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I hereby pledge that
feminism, the "right to commit adultery", is an abomination before God. |
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I hereby pledge that
adultery is as serious a crime as murder itself and that publicly proclaiming adultery to
be a "right" is a criminal offense. |
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I hereby pledge that
refusal to acknowledge the child abuse perpetrated by feminists is a criminal offense and
that feminists must be held accountable for all of their crimes against humanity under all
current and valid laws. |
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I hereby pledge that
female criminals must be held accountable for all of their crimes against humanity under
all current and valid laws. |
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I hereby pledge that
I consider feminism to be a direct, illegal attempt to overthrow the United States
Constitution. |
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I hereby pledge to
personally adhere to the spirit and intent of California's Proposition 209. |
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I hereby pledge to
never hire another woman for any job and that any future position I may have open will
require a minimum Graduate Record Exam score of 700 to rule out all women. |
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I hereby pledge that
even secretaries will be required to have a minimum GRE of 700 and request that women not
even ask for the job. |
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I hereby pledge to
refuse to be waited on at a restaurant by a woman and, if a man is not available, I will
leave, with or without any relatives, friends, associates, or business clients who may be
with me. |
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I hereby pledge to
refuse to talk to any women at the offices of any customer, supplier, government agency,
company, corporation, or bureaucracy and if a man is not located, I hereby pledge not do
business with them. |
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I hereby pledge to
refuse to allow females in my offices and advise you that if you don't like the sound of
the male receptionist's voice when you call, do not call, because you will never hear a
woman's voice in my offices again. |
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I hereby pledge that
female alumni of previously all-men's colleges or universities whom I may speak with will
be told exactly what I think of women who try to be men, which is that they are
undesirable as women and incompetent as men. |
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I hereby pledge to
report any affirmative action ad in any newspaper which states "women and minorities
only" to or fax number
(413) 895-6190 in order to add that newspaper to the class action suit. |
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I hereby pledge to
provide to the name, title,
company, address, phone number, fax number, and email address of all incompetents who I am
aware of who were hired under affirmative action and to demand that they be instantly
fired and sued for discrimination. |
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I hereby pledge to
provide to the name,
title, company, address, phone number, fax number, and email address of all competent men
who were denied just employment by affirmative action so that they replace the
incompetents and compensated for past discrimination. |
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I hereby take full
and complete personal responsibility for allowing blind dumb feminists to rip my culture
to shreds over the last three decades, for failing to defend and uphold and honor the
esteem of the many faithful mothers and housewives, those who did the best job possible of
creating the strongest nation in world history, those true women of this country whom I
love and applaud, against the resulting feminist onslaught of fraudulent claims from
utterly stupid feminists like Betty Friedan. |