Did you hear what Billie Jean King said to Veronica Lake?   "Tonight, I want to be Frank with you.  Tomorrow night, you can be Frank".

Did you hear that Billie Jean King committed suicide?  They found her face down on Veronica Lake.

Did you hear what the faggot said to the other faggot in the bar as he passed by?  Can I push your stool in for you?

Did you hear about the two Irish faggots?  Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick.

Do you know how to get 6 million jews in a Volkswagen?  In the ashtray (oops, couldnt' help myself).

Do you know how to get a one armed faggot out of a tree?  Wave to him.

Do you know why black faggots stink so much?  So blind people can hate them too.

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a faggot bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a drink."

A young faggot calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married.

Four faggots walk into a faggot bar and they find a problem. There's only one stool left. One guy says "Lets flip for it". But another says "No, Lets flip it over".

A guy walks into a bar and slaps a 20 onto the counter. After giving the guy $20 worth of drink, the bartender asks, "What's bothering you so much, man?" The guy says, " I just found out my father is gay!"Next day he comes back and slaps a 20 down. Bartender asks, "What's wrong now?!" The guy, near tears, answers, "I just found out my BROTHER is gay!" Next day, guy comes back and slaps another 20 on the counter. Frustrated, the bartender asks, "Doesn't ANYONE in your family sleep with women?!?!" The guy looks up to say, "Yeah! My wife!"

When in Greece, how do you separate the men from the boys?
With a crowbar.

What does GAY stand for?
Got Aids Yet?

What do you call a faggot dinosaur?
Megasorass.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalotopus.

Did you hear about the faggot Magician who vanished with a poof?

Two faggots are walking through a zoo. They come across the
gorillas and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a
massive erection.  The faggots are fascinated by this.  One of the men just can't bear it any longer and he reaches into the cage to touch it. The gorilla grabs him, drags him into the cage and mates with him for six hours nonstop.  When he's done, the gorilla throws the man back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the man is taken away to the hospital.  Next day his friend visits him in the hospital and asks, "Are you hurt?"    "AM I HURT?", he shouts, "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't
written ..."