Some RACIST BIGOT claiming to be
"the Right Reverend Elijah Samuelson"
Elijah Samuelson <esamuelson55@y7mail.com>
Wed 6/25/2008 9:02 PM
whined:
"I've
never been able to sanction racism or bigotry. I understand them well enough"
Look in the mirror, you STUPID nigger.
You're the most "racist" bigot in the room.
Greetings,
brothers and sisters! This is the Right Reverend Elijah Samuelson. Hope you've
all had a nice vacation while I was away attending to some rather urgent
cosmological business. (As the Son of God, My presence is required at certain
celestial events--the birthing of stars, the extinction of galaxies, and the
Mets winning the World Series. --Yes, that does happen. God's realm is vast,
and holds within it innumerable parallel universes containing every possible
variation of reality. There's even a universe (yea, more than one) where Sister
Rosalyn is a retired schoolteacher of sunny and mild disposition, Brother Fu
Manchu is an intelligent man who never drank a drop of alcohol in his life, and
Brother Israel is a Mormon version of Pat Boone married to Joy Behar and Star
Jones, with about twenty-seven Bible-thumping Torah-quoting children between
them.)
Brother
Israel, today I'm speaking primarily to you. I've read all your diatribes and
rants against the black man and the brown man, the Catholic and the Jew with
some amusement and a good deal of contempt. I believe I know what your problem
is. You're a man (if I may insult the male gender with your inclusion) of
munificent intellect and sporadic achievements, the most sterling of which was
graduation from Club Fed with no more to show for it than a bitter attitude, a
dysfunctional set of bowels and the teethmarks of roughly half-a-hundred of the
Aryan Brotherhood in the back of your neck. Rehabilitation doesn't seem to have
worked in your case; prison taught you nothing. You're still the same
mulch-eating microcephalic you were when the Judge threw your scruffy butt in
jail.
I've never
been able to sanction racism or bigotry. I understand them well enough (God in
His infinite wisdom has seen fit to adorn Me with the skins of many races during
My many incarnations), but I've never seen them as anything more than a set
of matchless miseries held too often in common. Skin is temporary, and
equally transient are the paradigms and attitudes found within all the various
creeds and cultures of Man. Why poison your brief lifespans with
faux
hatreds and borrowed misconceptions that do naught to promote the general
welfare and all to diminish it? Everything you're pretending to be upset
about fades and vanishes into the stomach of the conqueror worm. Ethnicities,
attitudes, dialects, and all forms of inter-racial strife and competition last
no longer than smoke in a tornado. Unless violence, illness or accident consumes
you before your hair turns silver or falls out along with the remnants of your
teeth, your last days should be spent reflecting upon the experiences and
lessons of your lifetime--lessons that should have taught you wisdom, tolerance,
and respect for your fellow sufferers in this place of damnation. But the racist
knows naught of tolerance and respect, and hence has no wisdom to carry him or
her into the breathless maw of Eternity. You will die engulfed by the same brand
of self-inflicted loneliness you've practiced upon your luckless brethren all
your sorry life--and when you go, there will be none to mourn your passing.
Brother
Israel, I understand but cannot endorse your rank stupidity and callous
cowardice. And while it's still possible for you to achieve salvation and
redemption by abandoning the follies and foibles you practice, I hold little
hope that you possess or can acquire the ability to do so. You have utterly
failed to learn the alphabet of human wisdom placed before you by the God who
wrote your sentence. And as Cyrano de Bergerac remarked some time ago, you need
but three letters of that alphabet to mark you down--an
ass.
Be damned to
you, Jacob Israel or John Knight or Robert Hallstrom or whatever name your
father the Devil hath given you. Be damned, and trouble us no more.
I AM, THE
& nbsp; RIGHT REVEREND ELIJAH SAMUELSON
